Sorry for not updating for a week or two but I’ve been a bit busy. I went to Paris for Morning Musume’s Japan-Expo trip and I’ll hopefully have at least a little something written up about that soon lol. Anyway here are all the results from the Stage 2 matches up to the Final.





The final will take place on Sunday the 11th, and it will be between Aichan’s Wota’s Delight managed by Yo_Jimbo and Sayu’s Ichigo Stars managed by CatchFiveBats. Aichan vs Sayu, can Aichan have a clean sweep and win the Idol World Cup, Hello! Blog poll, and all the various other Hello! Project rankings in a row? Or can the poison tongued ichiban kawaii Sayu ride her wave of notoriety to World Cup glory? We’ll just have to find out on Sunday. The match for 3rd place between Risako and Eri will take place on the 10th, but no one cares about 3rd place lol. Here’s how the two teams will line up for the last time at the Idol World Cup 2010:

TEAM NAME: Wota’s Delight
MANAGER: Yo_Jimbo
ANTHEM: Love & Peace! Hero ga yattekita

TEAM NAME: Ichigo Stars
MANAGER: CatchFiveBats
ANTHEM: Do it! Now

This should be a very interesting match, the 2 managers know each other and only last week did they spend quite a bit of time together at the Japan-Expo XD Both Yo_Jimbo and CatchFiveBats are Aichan fans, but both have differing views of what it means to be a wota with Jimbo being a bit of a ‘daredemo daisuki’ (a fan who likes anyone) and CFB being a fan fully devoted to just Aichan (…and Mikitty and Gocchin ). Perhaps CFB is out for revenge after Jimbo chose Aichan as captain first? Perhaps Jimbo is out to prove you can be a wota without being devoted to just 1 idol? Or maybe they don’t really give a damn and are just after one of the prizes, who knows, but whatever the result I just hope for a fantastic match. Good luck to both teams, and may the best Aichan fan (out of you two) win

Yeah about those missing commentaries, I lied From now on I’ll just add commentaries when I have time, so if you want to submit one for any of the matches I’ve missed, feel free to send an email and I’ll put all the missing ones in a single post at a later date (I’ll add that there’s still a prize to be won for the best commentator). But those aren’t important anyway right? It’s all about results, and here are the results from DAY 13 + DAY 14. :

DAY 13 RESULTS

MATCH 37

MATCH 38

MATCH 39

MATCH 40

NEXT MATCHES

Group Folder5′s Awesome FC vs Morning Sickness, team sheets are below:

MATCH 41

TEAM NAME: Awesome FC (The team formerly known as Idol PWN)
MANAGER: Hexi
ANTHEM: Dakishimete Dakishimete

TEAM NAME: Morning Sickness
MANAGER: MorningBerryz
ANTHEM: Go Girl ~Koi no Victory~ FC tour version

The 2nd match of the day will be Hentai Gatas vs LULZ:

MATCH 42

TEAM NAME: Hentai Gatas
MANAGER: Morningtime
ANTHEM: Iroppoi Onna ~SEXY BABY~

TEAM NAME: LULZ
MANAGER: xyish
ANTHEM: Pinocchio gun

The 3rd match of the day will be Group Elegies’s H!P Hippy Ninjas FC vs LOVE! Egao Iro:

MATCH 43

TEAM NAME: H!P Hippy Ninjas FC
MANAGER: FreakyHippy
ANTHEM: Ai no sono ~Touch my heart!~

TEAM NAME: Love! Egao Iro
MANAGER: Rebear
ANTHEM: LOVE Namida Iro

The 4th match of the day will be Bellow! vs Wota’s Delight:

MATCH 44

TEAM NAME: Bellow!
MANAGER: abbe.sieyes
ANTHEM: Maji Bomber

TEAM NAME: Wota’s Delight
MANAGER: Yo_Jimbo
ANTHEM: Love & Peace! Hero ga yattekita

DAY 14 RESULTS

MATCH 41

MATCH 42

MATCH 43

MATCH 44

NEXT MATCHES

Group GAM’s Scrambled Eggs FC vs Hey Hey LET’S GO IDOLS FC, team sheets are below:

MATCH 45

TEAM NAME: Scrambled Eggs FC
MANAGER: Piper G
ANTHEM: Young DAYS

TEAM NAME: Hey Hey Let’s GO IDOLS FC
MANAGER: WaiZack
ANTHEM: Ame no Furanai Hoshi de wa Aisenai Darou?

The 2nd match of the day will be Das Kirarin*Allstars vs 5Nin Idol Revolution:

MATCH 46

TEAM NAME: Das Kirarin*Allstars
MANAGER: InsaneLampshade
ANTHEM: Makenki! Tsuyoki! Genki! Maemuki!

TEAM NAME: 5Nin Idol Revolution
MANAGER: AimxAim
ANTHEM: Aozora ga Itsumade mo Tsuzuku You na Mirai de Are!

The 3rd match of the day will be Group HANGRY&ANGRY’s Banana Boobs vs Ichigo Stars:

MATCH 47

TEAM NAME: Banana Boobs
MANAGER: Thonkz
ANTHEM: Onna ni Sachi are

TEAM NAME: Ichigo Stars
MANAGER: CatchFiveBats
ANTHEM: Do it! Now

The 4th match of the day will be The Angels vs Myao Mix:

MATCH 48

TEAM NAME: The Angels
MANAGER: oroboras
ANTHEM: Ookina Ai de motenashite

TEAM NAME: Myao Mix
MANAGER: Muse
ANTHEM: Koi no Dance site

If you’d like to commentate for any of these matches send an email to cdevil@cnoevil.co.uk. Good luck to the teams!!


The group tables now look like this:

Hmmm I seem to be getting later and later lol, I’ll hopefully be up to date by the end of tomorrow. Anyway here are the results from DAY 11, and Kirarin Snow is once again our guest commentator for today I have a feeling she likes maths and science a lot lol. I personally hated maths but had to do it at A-level and in my first year of university -_- Wasn’t the most enjoyable subject but when it involves idols how can you not love it XD

RESULTS

MATCH 30

The details for this match are missing, not because I’m lazy () but because the guy I sent to get them seems to have vanished after he told me the result. I got a phone call from a North Korean sounding Maimai a few moments later saying the score was 37-0 to Das Kirarin*Allstars but I’ll be sticking with my missing (assumed dead) contact’s information. According to General Maoi Koharu scored 35 goals using only her screeching voice to deflect opponents shots. The other 2 goals were Noto own goals. She approached the Allstar’s goal for a shot but the terrifying cleavage of Merkel (has no one asked why the German chancellor is playing in goal for a North Korean team represented by Japanese idols?) forced her to turn around and run into her own net while having a screaming fit. Old lady saggy boobies are indeed the stuff of nightmares *shivers*. The REAL score means the Allstars cannot proceed to the next round, whether or not they’ll listen remains to be seen.

MATCH 31

The most notable occurance in the first half happened around the 30th minute when Captain Okai was sent off for first pimp slapping Junjun in the face and then giving Aika a spinning elbow to the head immediately after. Chisato’s killer instinct was just too much to keep in for 90 minutes. A few minutes into the 2nd half Reina thought she scored when a deflected shot went in. It was ruled offside but by that time Reina had already stripped all her clothes off and jumped into the crowd for her celebration (filthy~). The goal didn’t come until the 75th minute when Arihara headed in a Junjun cross. In the last 15 minutes both the Banana Boobs and The Angels had chances to score but couldn’t take them.

MATCH 32

Guest commentary by Kirarin Snow
Once again, it’s time for another match of the always awesome Idol World Cup 2010, this one pitting the intrepid Ichigo Stars against the mighty Myao Mix. Unfortunately, it seems a giant sinkhole has suddenly appeared in the middle of the playing field, sucking three-fourths of the field into the abysmal depths of who-knows-where. This unexpected development is accompanied by a gigantic fountain of molten lava spewing out of the hole and rendering the remaining quarter of the field completely unusable. What a pity.

But the game must go on, and if the field is unusable, we can retreat to the auditorium and watch the two teams duel it out in a competition of the mind. The topic? Solving systems of linear equations. By hand.

“SIMULTANEOUS EQUATIONS!! YESSSSS!!! BRING IT ON!!!!” Ichigo Stars captain Sayumi Michishige exclaims as she leaps out of her seat, cartwheeling across the stage in glee. It is her favourite pastime, of course, solving those simultaneous equations.

“Come on, this’ll be trivial,” Michishige says. The rest of the Stars seem uncertain, but Ai Takahashi steps forward, volunteering her formidable brainpower to the cause. Having starred in Q.E.D. ~Shoumei Shuuryou~, a drama of extreme mathematical awesomeness, Takahashi definitely has a trick or two up her sleeve.

Their opponents, however, look as though they have woken up to find the whole world sucked into a giant sinkhole, leaving only them standing on a pillar gazing down into the endless abyss. This certainly is not what they expected.

Too bad. They should have studied their linear algebra more.

And the competition begins. The first problem, the coefficients of which have been randomly generated, appears on the screen facing both teams and the audience. The first team to discover the unique assignment to all four variables that satisfies all four equations will win a point.

Michishige jumps on the problem, immediately putting the coefficients into an augmented matrix representing the equation Ax = b, where A is the matrix of coefficients on the left-hand side, x is the vector of unknowns (not represented in the matrix), and b is the right-hand-side vector:

“Gauss-Jordan elimination, yo,” Michishige announces. “We’ll apply elementary row operations to reduce the matrix to reduced row-echelon form. Let’s get rid of these nonzero entries in the first column below the 1. We can add three times the first row to the second row, two times the first row to the third row, and four times the first row to the bottom row.”

Her pencil flies across the page, yielding the resulting matrix:

Michishige: “OK, let’s switch the second and fourth rows, then subtract the new fourth row from the new second row.”

Takahashi: “We can also divide the third row by two.”

Michishige: “Good call.”

Michishige: “All right. That second column looks like it can be cleared up. Let’s get rid of the 1′s in the first and third rows.”

Takahashi: “Subtract the second row from the first and third rows?”

Takahashi: “And divide the third row by three.”

Michishige: “Looks much better now. Let’s clear up the third column too. The third row looks very nice indeed.”

She subtracts the third row from the first row, three times the third row from the second row, and eleven times the third row from the fourth row.

Michishige: “All right … divide the last row by eight and subtract it three times from the second row and we’re done! We’ve row-reduced the augmented matrix into reduced row-echelon form, and since the nullity is zero, we have a unique solution!”

Ichigo Stars submit their answer…

Meanwhile, Myao Mix has barely gotten anywhere. Their strategy is to use the simple substitution method, plugging and chugging and combining like terms.

Miyazaki: “Let’s solve for x in terms of z?”

Kojima: “Plug it into the original system?”

Yaguchi: “Expand and combine like terms…”

Kumai: “My head hurts!”

Shinoda: “Are you sure you did it right?”

They go back and double-check their work.

Miyazaki: “Hmmm… what next?”

Kojima: “Solve for y in terms of z and w?”

Shinoda: “OK…”

At this point the buzzer sounds, for Ichigo Stars have submitted the correct answer. The score is now Ichigo Stars — 1, Myao Mix — 0.

Miyazaki: “Aw, fiddlesticks!”

The second problem appears on the screen. This one has twice the number of unknowns, and it makes Myao Mix weep in despair.

Miyazaki: “Uh … Cramer’s rule?”

Kojima: “We find some determinants, right?”

Shinoda: “It’s not ad – bc, is it?”

FAIL!

Meanwhile, Ichigo Stars are heading for the finish, Michishige crunching numbers and blazing across the page. At one point, her pencil catches on fire, turning her sheets of paper into a flaming stack of row-reduced matrix awesomeness. But that does not stop her.

And behold! Ichigo Stars have solved this system of equations too. Their answer:

Michishige: “Gauss-Jordan elimination rules, yo.”

And time is up. The final score: Ichigo Stars — 2, Myao Mix — 0.

Gauss-Jordan elimination rules indeed.

[Note: The details of the second solution have been left as an exercise for the reader. It's fun; you should try it. And don't use Cramer's rule.]


[Addendum:

Lest anyone think I'm just making stuff up ... this really is what Sayumi does in her free time. No kidding.

She's mentioned solving simultaneous equations at least four times already, including last week's Pocket Morning:

http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?act=helloonline&CODE=article&topic=1110

An earlier Pocket Morning:

http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?act=helloonline&CODE=article&topic=478

A guest appearance on Aichan's Ichigo Ichie program:

http://www.hello-online.org/blog/zabel/index.php?showentry=5091

And her own blog:

http://gree.jp/michishige_sayumi/blog/entry/414669080

http://hyakupa.net/wordpress/?p=2635

Now, she doesn't mention any details about how she goes about solving the systems of equations, but I can only imagine two methods anyone would use to solve systems of linear equations by hand (and they are probably linear; nonlinear systems get really hairy): substitution and Gaussian or Gauss-Jordan elimination (which are variations on the same thing).

As for substitution, I cannot fathom how anyone could find that remotely interesting, or spend time doing it to cheer themselves up. This is such a tedious chore, and it gives me a headache just thinking about it.

Gaussian or Gauss-Jordan elimination, on the other hand, can be a lot of fun. The operations you apply to transform the system into an equivalent one are simple and easy to keep in your head while you're doing them. On top of that, it's not a rigid algorithm, and you can take shortcuts to reach the solution faster if you're observant. So part of the fun is playing around with different operations you can apply to simplify your system of equations. It's a lot like a logic puzzle, actually, and it's even set up in a rectangular grid like a lot of logic puzzles. Sayu probably finds it fun in the same way many people find sudoku fun.

So I think the only reasonable conclusion is that Sayu really does do some form of Gaussian elimination to solve her simultaneous equations, and even though they may look a bit daunting to people who've never seen any linear algebra before, it's an extremely simple method that's quite useful in real life (much more so than calculus, which seems to be taught as intro college math much more often than linear algebra).]

NEXT MATCHES

Group AKB’s Gay for Yurina vs DMH – Defend Maeda’s Honor, team sheets are below:

MATCH 33

TEAM NAME: Gay for Yurina
MANAGER: Henkka
ANTHEM: Fighting pose wa date janai!

TEAM NAME: DMH – Defend Maeda’s Honor
MANAGER: Vanishing-Point
ANTHEM: Keibetsu Shiteita Aijou

The 2nd match of the day will be Sukeban Deka vs JAV48:

MATCH 34

TEAM NAME: Sukeban Deka
MANAGER: clocutron
ANTHEM: Natsu DOKI Lipstick

TEAM NAME: JAV48
MANAGER: MeetanBot
ANTHEM: Oshibe to meshibe to yoru no chouchou

The 3rd match of the day will be Group Berryz’s R.I.G vs Cat Bus:

MATCH 35

TEAM NAME: R.I.G.
MANAGER: Matt_D
ANTHEM: Aitakatta

TEAM NAME: Cat Bus
MANAGER: Tasuki Daisuki
ANTHEM: Love & Peace = Paradise

The 4th match of the day will be Midori’s Green Girls vs Almighty Pinky:

MATCH 36

TEAM NAME: Midori’s Green Girls
MANAGER: Midori
ANTHEM: Namidacchi

TEAM NAME: Almighty Pinky
MANAGER: Momowota
ANTHEM: Piriri to yukou

If you’d like to commentate for any of these matches send an email to cdevil@cnoevil.co.uk. Good luck to the teams!!


The group tables now look like this:

Sorry this is a lot later than usual, but here are the results from DAY 9. Today we have a very unique (and pretty mind boggling XD) guest commentary from Kirarin Snow:

RESULTS

MATCH 24

Guest commentary by Kirarin Snow
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a sports team in possession of a playing field, must be in want of a field theorist.

So it was that the ragtag group of order four calling themselves Pyon Pyon Revolution, having a group identity and an inverse for each member under addition and satisfying the distributivity and associativity axioms, but lacking a multiplication operation and all the rest, ventured forth to find themselves a field theorist. It was only by pure chance that Kanon Fukuda, the team captain, seeker, and group identity, discovered the magic spell that would resurrect the corpse of the great mathematician and physicist Emmy Noether, dead for seventy-five years, and restore her to life as the fifth player on the team, an action that also introduced a multiplication operation allowing the group to be a field as well. For, as everyone knows, a team must constitute a subring of the playing field, containing the multiplicative identity and being closed under inversion, in order to have any chance at winning a match. Of course, this requires that there exist an element in both opposing teams, so by convention, we define additional elements not mapping to actual players in order to get the mathematics to work out right.

Unfortunately the opposing team, Pex’s Pirates, have no patience for this kind of quasimathematical hogwash. In their view, field theory, quantum or otherwise, bears absolutely no relation to sports played on or above a field, and indeed, if Pyon Pyon Revolution were going to play above the field on their fancy schmancy broomsticks, there’d be no chance they’d ever score a point. Just look at the last match they were in; Pyon Pyon got pwn pwned 4 to 0. That’s what you get for having a sideways Koharu Kusumi on your team.

Noether explains that the team’s configuration is a necessary consequence of the conservation laws corresponding to the differentiable symmetries of the playing field, as proved by Noether’s theorem (1915), a cornerstone of modern theoretical physics. “It applies to your team too, you know,” she says. “If you’re not careful with the differentiable symmetries generated by your local actions, the corresponding conserved currents will sneak up on you. The results could prove disastrous.”

Risa Niigaki, Pex’s Pirates’ captain, dismisses this warning, confident in her team’s victory after the results of their previous game. She and her teammates laugh at Noether and the rest of Pyon Pyon Revolution, clearly no match for the Pirates.

As it turns out, Noether’s words should not be taken lightly. Shortly after the start of the match, as the Pirates charge (in the Noetherian sense, pun intended) across the field, striker Maki Goto launches the ball straight toward the goal, but Pyon Pyon Revolution goalkeeper Ai Haruna manages to deflect the ball just in time, sending it toward sideward Kusumi, who propels it over to captain and seeker Fukuda, who, prepared with an ancient charm she learned from a spellbook recently, pyonpyonflufflepuffs it, whereupon the ball lands directly in front of Pirates midfielder Erika Umeda. Umeda seizes the opportunity and kicks the ball toward the goal, but of course, Fukuda’s spell has entangled the ball’s quantum wavefunction, and it flies off in the opposite direction, soaring past awestruck Pirates goalkeeper Emyli and scoring one point for Pyon Pyon Revolution.

Perceptive readers will note that the ball’s action is an apparent violation of the law of conservation of momentum, which is impossible under Noether’s theorem. Indeed, we can define the action S as the integral of the Lagrangian L,

and then chug some formulae to produce the desired conclusion that momentum is conserved, for all coordinates i:

(Details are left as an exercise for the reader, but only because the author of this commentary has not studied physics in a few years and is a bit rusty.)

One shouldn’t mess with those Lagrangians, or they’ll mess back.

In an effort to prevent itself from imploding, the universe redefines the playing field so that the ball’s action does not in fact violate the law of conservation of momentum. This results in an inversion of the playing field, transporting the members of both teams off the field itself and into a room in which the team members face each other across an empty table.

As the teams stare at each other, themselves, and their surroundings, bewildered, a figure emerges from the distance. It is Richard M. Stallman, the famous software freedom activist and programmer.

“Seeing as how we’re stuck here without a field and without a ball,” Stallman says, “the only way we can settle this match is by playing a game of Scrabble. Multilingual Scrabble! You can play in any language! But the catch is, you can only play words related to snow.”

He flips a coin, which comes up Pirates, and places a Scrabble board and tilebag on the table. The teams stare at the board in shock. Finally, after much awkwardness, Pirates defender Kumi Koda draws seven tiles from the bag. The team members confer amongst themselves and finally decide on PERSOQ, the Kalaallisut word for ‘blizzard’.

This play (using the Danish tileset since the Kalaallisut one doesn’t exist, with an extra Q worth 10 points) adds up to 40 points, including the double word score. Score: Pirates – 40, Revolution – 0.

“Why didn’t you play it one space further to the right?” Pyon Pyon Revolution striker Sayaka Kitahara asks. “You could have gotten a double letter score on that Q.”

“Because we’re Pirates,” Niigaki says. “We like having the R on the center square.”

“Plus, this’ll keep you from getting a triple word score later on in the game,” Emyli adds.

Pyon Pyon Revolution contemplate the board and their own freshly drawn tiles. After some consideration, they decide to play ELURTZA, the Basque word for ‘snowfall’.

Using the Spanish tileset (since the Basque one doesn’t exist), this adds up to 26 points. Score: Pirates – 40, Revolution – 26.

“Our Basque pwns your Kalaallisut,” Kusumi says. “Even if it scores less.”

“Not bad,” Goto responds. “But check this out!”

The Pirates play KARTOPU, the Turkish word for ‘snowball’.

Using the Turkish tileset, this scores 28 points. Score: Pirates – 68, Revolution – 26.

Dismayed, the Pyon Pyon Revolution teammates confer to discuss potential comeback strategies. Surreptitiously, Fukuda casts a spell over the tilebag, causing some of its tiles to transform into characters from non-Latin writing systems. They draw some new tiles and play N,AK,RUX, the Nivkh word for ‘in the snow’ (‘snow’ with a locative/ablative case ending) with Cyrillic tiles, and replacing the Q tile with a Nivkh Cyrillic tile representing the same phoneme (a voiceless uvular plosive).

Using the Russian tileset (since Nivkh is only spoken by around a thousand people, and no one’s ever thought of introducing Scrabble to them), this play scores 20 points. Score: Pirates – 68, Revolution -
46.

Pex’s Pirates counter with LUMIKUURO, the Finnish word for ‘snow shower’, returning to the Latin alphabet and absorbing one of the Cyrillic tiles.

This play (using the Finnish tileset, naturally) scores 29 points, and since it uses all seven tiles on the Pirates’ rack, it also earns them an extra 50 point bonus. Score: Pirates – 147, Revolution – 46.

Things are not going well for Pyon Pyon Revolution. Nevertheless, they manage to play NUNBORA, the Korean word for ‘snowstorm’, in response, spelled out in separate Hangul jamo.

Using the unofficial Quackle Korean tileset, this earns a total of 9 points. Score: Pirates – 147, Revolution – 55.

The Pirates decide to take it easy and play a low-scoring word: UPAS, the generic Ainu word for ‘snow’, spelled in Katakana.

Using the English tileset (because Japanese Scrabble doesn’t really exist, and Ainu only has a handful of living speakers), this scores 7 points. Score: Pirates – 154, Revolution – 55.

The tilebag is almost empty. Pyon Pyon Revolution make their final play, PIPKI, the Georgian word for ‘snowflake’, in the Mkhedruli alphabet.

Using the English tileset again, this play scores 8 points, ending the game with a score of Pirates – 154, Revolution – 63.

Having completed the game, the universe decides to correct itself, inverting again and restoring the football/quidditch field as it existed before the law of conservation of momentum was so gloriously violated. The Scrabble match contributes one point to the Pirates’ score, resulting in a final score (a draw!) of Pirates – 1, Revolution – 1.

Oh, the suspense. What madness will strike next?

[Note: The author thanks Quackle (http://www.quackle.org) for the Scrabble board templates, and apologizes for mangling your language, if that is the case.]

MATCH 25

Aika’s team fought very bravely, and even came close to equalising towards the end of the match. However they weren’t able to put a goal on the scoresheet and lost out to Beckii Cruel’s well struck 53rd minute shot. Aika’s team can still qualify for the second round, but it all depends on how they do in their final match of the group stages against Maimi’s Hippy Ninjas.

MATCH 26

Bellow! should have finished the Hippy Ninjas off when their star striker Umeda put them 1-0 up after only 10 minutes, but not to be outdone, Tsuji equalised on the 33rd minute despite carrying a groin injury (damn you Taiyou!). It was anyones game to win in the 2nd half as each team made silly mistakes that could have easily cost them, but the decider was scored in the 61st minute by luscious Ishikawa who galloped past the defenders and slid one into the back of the net. This result means Sakichi’s Bellow! are the first team DEFINITELY out of the World Cup when the group stages finish. Her and her team have been eliminated, terminated, violated, destroyed, annihilated, dismissed, expelled, ejected, and basically knocked out of the Idol World Cup. I made myself cry there, Sakichi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ DON’T GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ I’ll never forget you.

NEXT MATCHES

Group Folder5′s Awesome FC vs Hentai Gatas, team sheets are below:

MATCH 27

TEAM NAME: Awesome FC (The team formerly known as Idol PWN)
MANAGER: Hexi
ANTHEM: Dakishimete Dakishimete

TEAM NAME: Hentai Gatas
MANAGER: Morningtime
ANTHEM: Iroppoi Onna ~SEXY BABY~

The 2nd match of the day will be Morning Sickness vs LULZ:

MATCH 28

TEAM NAME: Morning Sickness
MANAGER: MorningBerryz
ANTHEM: Go Girl ~Koi no Victory~ FC tour version

TEAM NAME: LULZ
MANAGER: xyish
ANTHEM: Pinocchio gun

The 3rd match of the day will be Group GAM’s Hey Hey Let’s GO IDOLS FC vs 5nin Idol Revolution:

MATCH 29

TEAM NAME: Hey Hey Let’s GO IDOLS FC
MANAGER: WaiZack
ANTHEM: Ame no Furanai Hoshi de wa Aisenai Darou?

TEAM NAME: 5Nin Idol Revolution
MANAGER: AimxAim
ANTHEM: Aozora ga Itsumade mo Tsuzuku You na Mirai de Are!

If you’d like to commentate for any of these matches send an email to cdevil@cnoevil.co.uk. Good luck to the teams!!


The group tables now look like this:

Here are the results from DAY 7:

RESULTS

MATCH 18

Airi’s Sukeban Deka were finalists in 2006, winner’s in 1998, and although weakened, were still favourites to make it through to the next round, but this years team can’t even find the back of the net. The first goal didn’t come until the 64th minute when little Yagooch managed to stay onside, skip past the keeper and slot the ball in. The 2nd came from a penalty in the 79th minute when little Reina brought down little Yagooch in the box. The mighty foot of little Yoshizawa took that one. Sukeban ‘down and out’ Deka nil point, Gay for Yurina 2.

MATCH 19

Could have been such a good day for R.I.G after sexy Tomochin put them 1-0 up at the 16th minute from a sexy free kick. It all went downhill after that when sexy Ono was sent off for kicking sexy Kikkawa in the left arse cheek. Such a silly thing to do, but very sexy. A few minutes later the Green girls equalised when a sexy Linlin shot deflected off of sexy Iwasa’s leg and went in. At 71 minutes sexy Noto and sexy Tomochin bashed heads in the box, the ball came back out, sexy Kikkawa took a shot, sexy Myao saved it but couldn’t catch, and sexy Ogawa pounced on it for the 2nd goal.

MATCH 20

Susan Boyle must have used up all her ugbo powers in the first match as she let in 4 goals, albeit against one of the tournament favourites but the point is…she ugly. The first goal was a Tanaka own goal when she kicked a smooth Momo cross into her own net as she tried to clear. After 33 minutes a smooth Momo got herself onto the scoresheet with a smooth header. Cat Bus had a glimmer of hope before the 1st half ended when a defensive error from a smooth Risako let Iida in to claim a goal for her team. Didn’t affect Almighty Pinky though as in the 76th minute a smooth Satoda shot rebounded off the post and a smooth Momo was there again to tap it in. Just 4 minutes later the Pinkys went on the attack and guess who, yes, a smooth Momo scored the 4th for a very smooth hat-trick. I guess the only surprise was that Satoda, arguably the smoothest idol in the universe didn’t score any of the Almighty Pinky’s 4 goals. Ah well.

NEXT MATCHES

Group DEF.DIVA’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Rock Solid, team sheets are below:

MATCH 21

TEAM NAME: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
MANAGER: Evening Musuko
ANTHEM: Go Girl ~Koi no Victory~ LIVE

TEAM NAME: Rock Solid
MANAGER: olev
ANTHEM: Special Generation

The 2nd match of the day will be Group C-ute’s Gatas Aqua Athletics vs 3 Unit Revolution:

MATCH 22

TEAM NAME: Gatas Aqua Athletics
MANAGER: Aqua
ANTHEM: Go Girl ~Koi no Victory~

TEAM NAME: 3 Unit Revolution
MANAGER: Yanki<3Mina
ANTHEM: 3 Seconds

The 3rd match of the day will be AKS Kemeko vs Cat Bus:

MATCH 23

TEAM NAME: AKS Kemeko
MANAGER: AKB84
ANTHEM: RIVER

TEAM NAME: Team Crouquette
MANAGER: paul.thomas
ANTHEM: Danjo

If you’d like to commentate for any of these matches send an email to cdevil@cnoevil.co.uk. Good luck to the teams!!


The group tables now look like this: